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   If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
                ...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
            Secret hacker rule #11: hackers read manuals.
            0 and 1. Now what could be so hard about that?
               Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
                       There's no place like ~
            Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
     teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
               I believe the technical term is "Oops!"
              The best things in life are free, but the
                expensive ones are still worth a look.
                   It's not a bug, it's tradition!
            It is easier to fix Unix than to live with NT.
                  Weird enough for government work.
         The computer revolution is over. The computers won.
            Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
Actually, Microsoft is sort of a mixture between the Borg and the Ferengi.
     The three Rs of Microsoft support: Retry, Reboot, Reinstall.
           Intel: where Quality is job number 0.9998782345!
      ...and that is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
              To boldly go where I surely don't belong.
                           Reboot America.
   "One world, one web, one program"  -- Microsoft promotional ad
         "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuehrer"  -- Adolf Hitler
            The dark ages were caused by the Y1K problem.
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
                Where do you think you're going today?
                      Loose bits sink chips.
                   Press every key to continue.
