LISSEN MISSY, GO IN THE KITCHEN AN.... KNNNNIT ME A SWEATER!
MAN, DAT IS DE GAYEST DOG I'VE EVER SEEN!
Blank lines are dull.
Nice example of STEALTH WHITESPACE there.
This message has been destructo-tabbed for your safety and protection.
If you got this far, you must be able to tell letters from the other stuff.
Sheep have more to say.
Hey, that line had more flavor than your average piece of linoleum.
Maybe you should take bagpipe lessons instead.
I am Batman.  Do you want to ride with Batman?
Show us on the doll where Andrei Cogan touched you.
Oh, by the way, that wasn't chicken.
How about some lessons in quantum bogodynamics?
You could build an exciting career in the rapidly-growing field of Stuff!
"Feeeeelings..."
Gimme some sugar, baby.
Would you like to see my collection of bad pickup lines?
"It's LOG, it's LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood."
"Amigo, Amigo, it's fun for a girl and a boy."
You never touch the other HoserChat clients there.
You know, content is precious, and that's why you didn't waste any.
Thou hast the wits of a lobotomised grasshopper.
Twinkies have longer shelf lives than you do.  No, really!
"Dale a tu cuerpo alegria y macarena...hey macarena!"
You're getting warmer...
I have a recipe for freeze-dried water you might want to try out.
Avon calling!
Why do you keep touching me?
An anvil will have wild passionate sex with your skull later today.
Say hello to Whappy the Bat.
To be placed on hold, press 1.  To add muzak to that, press 2.
I'm sorry, but I don't speak whitespace.
Are you one of those existentialist poets?
M-x save-buffers-kill-user
No, I'm *not* giving you a Java applet for this.
Sit, Ubu, sit.  Good dog.
If our service does not meet your exacting standards, too bad.
We've upped our standards.  Now up yours.
There are other keys on the keyboard, you know.
Taste it!
Sorry, but that's not vegan.
Your message has been halted by the Communications Decency Act.
Hello?  Anyone?  Bueller?
Join the Army, they said.
See the world, they said!
Aye, matie?
Forgive me, Father, for I have burnt thy popcorn.
I'm sorry, that's entirely too kinky for me.
Oh, really?
How fascinating!
I always wondered what you meant by that.
I'm sorry, but I don't like watermelon.
That's okay, I'm waxing my hamsters tomorrow.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
"See Dick.  See Jane.  See Dick..."  Wait, this is a *children's* book?
Freedom of speech, yes.  Freedom of whitespace?  Well...
I think you've had enough fun for today.
Have you considered all the options that the other keys offer you?
Ooh, that tickles!
You are getting sleepy.
Perhaps you would like something to drink...or some sedatives?
I'll bet you like to jump up and down for hours on end.
Dave.  Stop.
Make up your mind.
This subliminal message is brought to you by Hershey's.
I'm a little teapot...
Ubu, stop dragging your butt across the carpet!
You killed my father; prepare to die.
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world..
Mawwiage..
Have fun storming the castle!
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Ho ho ho!  We meet again, Jesus!
Beefcake.  BEEFCAKE!
When you walk down the street people go GODDAMMIT! That kid's a big fat FUCK!
Abortions for some... Miniature American flags for others?
Wh-wha-wh-wh-wh-what do you want?
Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?
Congratulations.  You aren't running Eunice.
What the HELL are you talking about, Cartman?
THIS SLAB OF LIVER HAS AN MBA FROM HARVARD, YOU POINTY HAIRED FOOL!!
A-a-a-a!
You go to hell!  You go to hell and you die!
Is that where the "ANY" key is on YOUR keyboard?
My life for Aiur....and fresh baked bread!
I can't believe they put me in of these things!
You must type something other than whitespace, SIR.
Arrgh!  Memory failure!  Memory failure!
No fatuous remarks, please.
No spitting.
Kindly enjoy the view, please.
Bing bong!  Attention please, the ship is now hurtling out of control.
Please exit other side.  This is very confusing, I know.
No stupid grinning, please.
Ooh!  Chicken!
And now.. I will fight you.
No looking around or shrugging, please.
You've not enough clue.  Mine more clue.
I make forays in your fertile country!
Nuclear launch detected.
I loved him carnally!
Are you into color or light therapy?
N0 RU5H1N6!!!!!!!!1
Birchmont Stadium, Home of the Robbie
For help, type "/! kill -1 -1".
Enter my dungeon of delight.
You spoony bard!
GIVE IT TO ME!!!  I'M A CEO WITH A HARVARD MBA.  YOU'RE A DOG!!
The teddy bear is your friend.
Do you like fish in your soup or your salad?
Everyonelikestohavefishintheiricecream!
Researching teddy bear...
The sheep are flying.  I think it's time for you to go to sleep.
wE HAve yOur wAvElEt.
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
There'll be no Justice of the Peace for you; just a big piece of justice!
Honk if you love justice!
Don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!
Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong!
It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food.
Let's hang ten for justice!
Ah, savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate.
Must fight, mustn't succumb to the rapture of the bread!
Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!
I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive.
Life is a big, wild, crazy tossed salad, but you don't eat it, no sir!
Mucal invader, is there no end to your oozing?!
May Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.
You're not going crazy! You're going sane in a crazy world!
Gravity is a harsh mistress!
Who would have thought that dolphins could go bad? Or that fish were magnetic? 
ROOF PIG! Most Unexpected! 
No, I will NOT call you Thor, Dog of Thunder.
Reinforcements have arrived!
We come in peace.  (Shoot to kill.  Shoot to kill.)
I'm here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubble-gum.
Kids, don't try this at home.  We're trained professionals.
ooooh.  That's gotta hurt.
Shut up or I will kill you.  I will physically kill you.
You bloated sack of protoplasm.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Out Out!!  You demons of stupidity!!
I need TP for my bunghole.
Are you threatening me!!!??
Jesus loves me more than you.
What we have here is failure to communicate.
